Nowhere Seems to Be Safe from Laura Brown

 

A found poem based on the words of Andreas Mueller

Laura Brown is trying to get data

Laura Brown has purposely sought it out

Laura Brown is openly accusing

Laura doesn't work for the police

 

Sinister in the extreme

This is deeply sinister

This is just obsessive

 

Eventually Laura will find something

Despite the fact that I've done nothing wrong

Lawfully held

Lawfully expressed

Completely lawful

 

This is slanderous

This is shameless

This is obsessive

 

I'd like to add that Laura is entitled

I suggest a leisurely scroll

Her disdain for women's sex-based rights

Riled her beyond all control

 

She has the option of submitting privately

She chooses to make these requests out in the open

The thought alone is sinister and oppressive

This conduct is obsessive and oppressive

 

I was just flabbergasted

These matters can only be of interest to someone

Clearly offended by the mere mention

 

Totally pointless

To persecute us

Suggesting we're not safe to be around

Laura kept it up

Invited people to condemn us

 

This is vexatious, oppressive, and most of all obsessive

 

 

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